Cron Watchdog Triage Board

A tiny command center for separating real automation failures from noisy watchdog hallucinations. Built for the recurring “Never run” false alarms without dragging accreditation-adjacent data into the blast radius.

Public-safe prototype

Current signal

2 / 7

Jobs requiring human action after evidence scoring.

False alarms suppressed

14

Reports downgraded because recent run evidence exists.

Time saved

41m

Estimated daily Slack-noise tax avoided.

1Read schedule registry and expected cadence.
2Check last successful run timestamp from independent log.
3Compare watchdog claim against evidence window.
4Post only concise action items, not robot confetti.